I played Starcraft under the alias smalter.

I am a co-founder of Sonya Labs, Inc. We are making Enfacto.com.

I live in Detroit, Michigan.

I read email sent to smalter at gmail dot com.

allen iverson press conference (via nets1fan102290)

ESPN commentary: Two years later, it’s still funny. And it’ll be funny twenty years from now.

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Man, the shots of Grant Park are just another reminder that Chicago has the U.S.’s most beautiful skyline.
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Some Boring Voting Facts from Today

I am 25 and this is my first time voting.

I arrived at the voting spot at 7 am and waited 2 hours before I could vote.

I was the 106th voter at my location.

My vote-receipt sticker said: “My vote counted!”—which I thought was a bit premature.

I did feel giddy after voting, even though the experience was really boring.

I think Obama trained me for election day by making me wait for hours to get into his Detroit rally and his Jay-Z bribe show vote-o-thon.

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  • me: i lose this week
  • sux
  • Mihir: yeah sux
  • i got outscored like crazy yesterday
  • sux
  • me: you're still gonna winz
  • Mihir: yeah i knowz
  • but not 7 -2
  • me: dwade needs to get much better
  • Mihir: hopefully i till win 6 -3
  • he'll get better
  • but like i said
  • he is going to be erratic
  • me: i'm one of the worst teams in the league right now
  • when brad miller comes back
  • i'm going to be better
  • Mihir: you should try and trade monta dude
  • for someone who is active
  • me: POH PLZZZZZZZZZ
  • Mihir: fine
  • sux until mid december then
  • me: this is why you'll never be good at fantasy basketball
  • take my constancy as an example plz
  • Mihir: dude i didn't say
  • trade away your entire team
  • i just said trade away someone who isn't going to be back until earliest dec 15th
  • he is your new elton brand
  • me: you told me to immediately give up on one of my long term strategies
  • Mihir: that's cause it's a stupid strategy
  • i said that from the beginning
  • me: uh no it isn't
  • Mihir: uh yeah it is
  • me: uh
  • you have no credz
  • look at my trophy case plz
  • Mihir: dude i've played fantasy basketball once
  • me: and got crushed
  • 12: 46 PM TRU???????????
  • Mihir: no
  • me: TRU.
  • Mihir: this is sad dogg
  • in any case
  • your team sux for the time being
  • 12: 47 PM miller coming back is only going to help you in the categories you are already decent in + points
  • me: not really
  • Mihir: ok
  • 12: 49 PM anyway dogg
  • 12: 50 PM what's going on?
  • me: i'm smarting from your fantasy basketball slight
  • 12: 53 PM THAT"S WHAT"S GOING ON
  • Mihir: you are insane
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I just saw an Asian dude going nuts for Texas Tech on Gameday in Lubbock and I can’t say that I didn’t feel sorry for him.
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Some Almost-27-Year-Old Girl Really Needs To Learn How to Capitalize and Punctuate

  • laralmw: r u busy if u r i wont chat i already finished my homwurk. did u finish urs???
  • me: who is this
  • laralmw: idk who do u think it is?????? }:)... maybe the devil!!!!
  • me: sorry dont know you bye
  • laralmw: jk it is lara
  • Lara Webb
  • binda... hooper
  • remember...yup
  • y r u being weird???? just wondering
  • me: sorry you got the wrong person
  • laralmw: shut u natalieoops i ment shut up
  • or should i say
  • natalie anne young...hello
  • hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • r u there?????
  • natalie just answer at least
  • how did i get the rong person???????????
  • i cant just chat with any1 random...
  • answer please
  • just once at least...
  • pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
  • hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • me: im not natalie, sorry, bye
  • laralmw: natalie
  • please
  • i no it is u
  • i no it is u cause ur voting 4 obama
  • me: so are a lot of people
  • laralmw: i no it is u
  • now b serious
  • natalie...did u make that sound???
  • r u there????
  • reply & then i gtg
  • u suck bi
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Before the season starts

I’m picking New Orleans to win it all.
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davidcho:

azizisbored:

DAMON WEAVER: THE BEST NEWSMAN IN THE GAME!!!

I love this.

You may not like Barack Obama but it’s hard to not love Damon Weaver.

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overwhelmed.

saraliz:

one more week. and things aren’t going to get any less emotional. especially after reading the huff po article today on assassination plans.

my mama sent me an email a little bit ago on how she was affected by the kennedy assassination. she was only eleven when it happened:

Don’t remember much about the Kennedy era, except for when he got murdered. And I suppose my parents did not vote for him! But I do remember when he was killed there was a great sense of loss of hope! Who would have conveyed that to me I am not sure - watching TV perhaps.

chaely sums it up nicely:

The other night I was listening to a speech Barack gave and it dawned on me that what I was feeling - an almost overwhelming sense of excitement and longing and maybe even a little helplessness - was exactly what our parents and grandparents were feeling in the 60’s when Kennedy spoke. He’s more than just a candidate, he’s an inspiration and a role model for how to be a good man, a good father & a good citizen.

I predict that the Obama art won’t get packed away anytime soon. Win or lose, he has inspired the entire country to be a little bit better. He’s iconic.

At the Obama rally at the Joe back whenever it was, I remember that Al Gore went off and started talking about John F. Kennedy, and I was like, what in god’s name is he talking about? I don’t know who all of this Kennedy talk resonates with, but it sure does not resonate with me or anybody that I know. I dunno, I could be completely wrong, but it seems to me that Kennedy nostaliga is for white people, which sort of boggled my mind as to why Gore rambled on about it in Detroit. I was like, here we are, first black president, and we’re talking about some goofy white guy from forty years ago? I don’t get it.

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